{"id":162,"date":"2019-12-18T11:18:44","date_gmt":"2019-12-18T16:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/?p=162"},"modified":"2020-01-11T16:55:51","modified_gmt":"2020-01-11T21:55:51","slug":"twas-the-day-before-winter-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/2019\/12\/18\/twas-the-day-before-winter-break\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Twas the Day Before Winter Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2018Twas the day before winter break, when all through the college<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Not a test was assigned, not even for knowledge;<\/span><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The assessments were edited by students with care,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In hopes that the break would soon be there;<\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The housemasters were nestled up top in their studies;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While visions of empty houses they dreamed with their buddies;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And the Chaplin in his sweater, and I in my vest,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Had begun to settle our brains for a long winter\u2019s rest;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When inside the classroom there arose such a clatter,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I sprang from my office to see what was the matter;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When what to my teacher\u2019s eye did appear,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But a row of punctual learners and another who had been late all year;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">More rapid than weekends with their queries did they exclaim,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As students whistled, and shouted, when I called them by name;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYes, Archer? Yes, Amber? Yes Parker and Lauren?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hold on, Charlotte! Sit down, Mohammad! Be patient Esther and Warren!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In front of the board, to the back of the class, I moved all about,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Until their questions were answered, none left in doubt;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As the day neared its end a group of papers had flung,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Out of a student\u2019s bag from around her shoulder it strung;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thereafter their eyes made a shift to the clock,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Soon the bell would ring, to the door they would flock;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And rising from my desk I finally made the call,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">by giving a nod, I allowed the students to flood the hall;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They sprang from their seats, from their desks they scurried,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And away they all flew, out the doors they hurried;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then the Headmaster said, ere the students drove out of sight:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cEnjoy the winter break to all, and to all a safe flight.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/files\/2019\/12\/Screen-Shot-2019-12-18-at-10.44.55.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-166\" src=\"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/files\/2019\/12\/Screen-Shot-2019-12-18-at-10.44.55-300x149.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/files\/2019\/12\/Screen-Shot-2019-12-18-at-10.44.55-300x149.png 300w, https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/files\/2019\/12\/Screen-Shot-2019-12-18-at-10.44.55-768x381.png 768w, https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/files\/2019\/12\/Screen-Shot-2019-12-18-at-10.44.55-620x308.png 620w, https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/files\/2019\/12\/Screen-Shot-2019-12-18-at-10.44.55.png 840w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 960px) 75vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Follow and tweet @Bjeblack!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018Twas the day before winter break, when all through the college Not a test was assigned, not even for knowledge; &nbsp; The assessments were edited by students with care, In hopes that the break would soon be there; The housemasters were nestled up top in their studies; While visions of empty houses they dreamed with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/2019\/12\/18\/twas-the-day-before-winter-break\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;\u2018Twas the Day Before Winter Break&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":305,"featured_media":166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/305"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":186,"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/186"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cohort21.com\/brandonblack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}